For those who’ve been wondering why I haven’t been updating the site, where I’ve been, or whether the crackpots had finally driven me around the bend, the time for an answer has come.

Writing all day, for multiple outlets, was starting to get difficult - especially since I was tied to a desktop PC. 

Fortunately, just in the nick of time, I became aware of a strange, futuristic machine which I believe is being referred to as a “portable laptop computing device.”  I went to a store and tried one out.  To my surprise, it was a revelation.  It sports a feature known as “wireless fidelity” that allows me to update the site from anywhere in the world, as long as there’s a Starbucks nearby.  I don’t know how it works – some kind of magical voodoo I suppose – but I will be using it to the fullest extent.

I’ll be updating the site much more from here out, so “fire up the colortinis and watch the blog posts as they fly through the air.”

- Robert Laurie