Refusing to confine their stupidity to the mainland, Democrats have extended their asinine beliefs to U.S. protectorates. 

United States Representative Hank Johnson, a Democrat from Georgia, is particularly concerned about Guam.  Johnson is deeply afraid that, due to the liberal bogeyman of overpopulation, Guam is going to “tip over…and capsize” 

The comments were made during an Armed Services Committee meeting, when the Representative asked Admiral Robert Millard if the military shared his fears.  Rep. Johnson then used his hands to simulate the surface of the island tipping to left, so that everyone could understand exactly what he meant.

Admiral Millard looked somewhat baffled by the question. “We do not,” he answered, “anticipate that.”

In the hours following the exchange, Johnson has tried, unsuccessfully, to claim that he “wasn’t suggesting the island would literally tip over.”

Clearly, remarks made by this highly intelligent man have been misconstrued by members of the media, who are just out to get Democrats.

- Robert Laurie