Life got you down? Move to Hawaii!

According to a recent Gallup poll, Hawaii is once again the happiest, healthiest, all around best place to live in America.

The Poll found that Hawaii leads the nation in overall well being and boasts the healthiest, most emotionally stable citizens.  In addition, people living there rate their current life-situations highly, and actually anticipate things being even better five years from now.

None of this comes as any surprise to anyone who’s actually been to Hawaii, only to return home and realize that they’ve been ruined forever by the Aloha spirit.  Be careful, folks.  Only go if you can afford to go back – otherwise, you’ll wake up in Detroit each morning, asking yourself “what the hell am I doing here?”

It’s a lot like Avatar depression, only real.  Beware.

- Robert Laurie