Poor Phil Jones.  You remember Phil, right?  He was the head of the Climatic Research Unit – the guy who was faking all of that data in order to provide ammo for the anti-capitalist, anti-American, increasingly bogus, man made climate change movement.

Well, it seems Phil is now throwing himself one heck of a pity party, telling the London Times that he’s “just a scientist” and has “no training in PR or dealing with crises.”  He went on to say that, on several occasions, he thought about killing himself.  Only the love of his adorable, five-year-old granddaughter could turn the depression around.

Just a thought Phil, but maybe the reason you’re so depressed is that you were caught lying to the entire planet.  If you were really “just a scientist” you probably wouldn’t have had to prop up your unsubstantiated research with “Mike’s nature trick of adding in the real temps to hide the decline.”  Y’see, real scientists just report their data, they don’t fake it, and therefore, they don’t usually feel the need to commit suicide due to their guilt and shame.

I hope you’re not expecting too much sympathy, Phil.  After all, we’ve got other liars to deal with.  The world’s done wasting time on you.

- Robert Laurie