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Phil Jones, Climate Research Phony, Is Sad

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Poor Phil Jones.  You remember Phil, right?  He was the head of the Climatic Research Unit – the guy who was faking all of that data in order to provide ammo for the anti-capitalist, anti-American, increasingly bogus, man made climate change movement.

Well, it seems Phil is now throwing himself one heck of a pity party, telling the London Times that he’s “just a scientist” and has “no training in PR or dealing with crises.”  He went on to say that, on several occasions, he thought about killing himself.  Only the love of his adorable, five-year-old granddaughter could turn the depression around.

Just a thought Phil, but maybe the reason you’re so depressed is that you were caught lying to the entire planet.  If you were really “just a scientist” you probably wouldn’t have had to prop up your unsubstantiated research with “Mike’s nature trick of adding in the real temps to hide the decline.”  Y’see, real scientists just report their data, they don’t fake it, and therefore, they don’t usually feel the need to commit suicide due to their guilt and shame.

I hope you’re not expecting too much sympathy, Phil.  After all, we’ve got other liars to deal with.  The world’s done wasting time on you.

- Robert Laurie

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Obama Endorsement = Death Cat At Nursing Home

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Obama went to Virgina, campaigned for the Democrats, and they lost.

Obama went to New Jersey, campaigned for the Democrats, and they lost.

Obama went to Massachusetts, campaigned for the Democrats, and they lost.

Now, you can add the Indianapolis Colts to Barry’s list of losers.

Just before the game, Obama spoke with Katie Couric.  Calling Payton Manning “perhaps the best quarterback in history,” Obama predicted that the Colts would defeat the New Orleans Saints in last night’s Superbowl….and, of course, they lost.

Does anyone else get the feeling that an Obama endorsement is starting to look an awful lot like that cat that’s been predicting deaths in a Providence, RI nursing home?

Upcoming notables on the Obama career death watch include Harry Reid, who Obama has promised to campaign for in the fall.

Harry?  You want to survive?  Don’t let him near you!

- Robert Laurie

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