Often, friends will ask me what kind of email and / or comments I get.  Usually, I tell them “you don’t want to know.”  Still, they keep asking.  So, in the interest of education, I present a new feature on The Robalution.  It’s the Liberal Message Of The Day.  Every so often, I’ll pick a nice piece of mail, or something from the comment section, and I’ll post it here for your amusement.

Today’s Liberal Message Of The Day comes to us via Jordan Moore.  He’s a fine, upstanding 16 year old who already knows more than I do.  He thinks I’m filled with hatred, never graduated from high school, and that I should do everyone a favor by taking my own life.

The next time I hear a Democrat say we have to do something “for the youth of America,” feel free to present Jordan Moore as the counterpoint.

Here’s his original, unedited comment.  It was initially posted as a reply to this article. 

Hey Admin, where did you get your facts?

because anyone can come on here and blow facts out the ass. just saying, obviously you are republican and therefor hated Obama no matter what the speech said so the article you wrote is already flawed but then again, if it makes you happy inside- keep bashing him. maybe one day it will pay off. oh, and you seem like you are older then 30 and its said that you talk like you dont even have a high school education. the military will always be bored with speechs, who isn’t.

What does Bill Clinton have to do with this, you say we run to Bush when what you just did was run to another president you clearly didnt like so i hate to say this but Admin, you know nothing and should therefor rethink you life and why you are still living. its pricks like you that set the bar for American hatred so very high.

i hope one night you take a gun to yourself because that would be one less bias article writer… and i am 16 and know more then you so that should give you a better reason to go kill yourself!”

…And now the rebuttal:

Ladies and gentlemen, another delightful missive from the future of our country – the kind of pathetic, misguided soul that makes up Obama’s hardcore base.

Jordan, You dare to accuse me of being full of hatred while wishing suicide upon people with whom you disagree? 

You are one confused little puppy. 

Fear not, mon frere.  There’s still hope for you.  One day you’ll grow up, possibly graduate from high school, and move out of your parent’s basement.  Judging by the tenor of your comments, you will then be heading into a long, tedious career asking folks if they “want fries with that.”  Maybe, in the ruins of your lonely, meaningless, fast-food infused existence, you’ll come to a better understanding of how the world really works.

In the meantime, feel free to keep believing in the “greatness” of Obama.  I’m sure his supporters are proud to have you in their ranks.

- Robert Laurie

P.S. Not that I’m claiming perfection, but for a 16 year old who “already knows more” than me, your grammar is…..interesting.