I’ve gotten lots of mail and it all says the same thing.  “Why haven’t you written about the Tiger Woods scandal?”

There’s a very simple answer.  I don’t give a damn about it.

I don’t care if he wrecked his car.  I don’t care if he’s been having one affair, two affairs, or Three.  I don’t care about his text messages, voice messages, sponsors, or video game.

I don’t care about how much a divorce will cost him and I don’t care if he’s an idiot.

I especially don’t care if he’s in a sex tape.

It’s a shame that the media is completely disinterested in things like….I don’t know….a nuclear Iran, Cap-&-Trade, the CRU scandal, Obama’s non-plan for Afghanistan, Acorn and health care, while they focus on the sex life of a pro golfer.

If they’d spend half the time investigating any of the above issues that they’ve wasted on Woods, maybe the major press outlets wouldn’t be such a laughing stock.

So, one last time, it’s none of my business, there are more important things to talk about, and I don’t care.

Now stop asking.

- Robert Laurie