All you un-American protesters out there had better watch it, because the Commander In Chief has a new ally to add to his health care “coalition of the willing.”   These days, if you’re speaking out against the house plan, you’re speaking out against God. 

The all powerful force for good, God, who Democrats constantly remind us did not create the Earth, humans, and the rest of the Universe, wants us to pass Obama’s medical plan.  He does not exist when anti-abortion folks use him as a reason to overturn Roe vs. Wade, nor does he exist where the concept of intelligent design is concerned.  However, now that the President needs him, he does exist to promote socialized medicine.

Claiming that “We are God’s Partners in matters life and death” Barack Obama has been speaking with Rabbis and Priests, urging them to explain the need for Obamacare to their congregations.   So, next time you head to church or temple, don’t be surprised if you hear the message that there’s an all-powerful being who really wants the House plan to pass.

Honestly, considering that previously it’s had little use for the almighty, it’s a bit surprising to see the White House “clinging to its religion” in this way.

How many messiahs can they cram into one building?

- Robert Laurie