Much to the chagrin of all the bitter dems who sent gloating emails regrading the lack of updates last week, The Robalution is set to return.

Where did we go? 

Well, Rob was a groomsman this weekend.  Y’see, here in Michigan we have a magical place called “Up North.”  In the winter it’s devoted mostly to tearing around the forest on a snowmobile, but the rest of the year it’s all about drinking and shooting delicious animals.  

Everyone has a different definition of where Up North starts, but rational people seem to agree that you aren’t really there until you pass the Midland, Bay City, Saginaw area.  For us, “Up North” consisted of a five day bachelor party in a Grayling lodge, then three days on historic Mackinac Island for the ceremony.

That meant we had 5 days without TV news, and a full week without an internet connection.  We could have finagled a way to update the site via cell phone, but opted to take a media breather – something we highly recommend.

We’ll be back tomorrow with fresh updates, but in the meantime we’d like to wish the happy couple well, hope they enjoy their honeymoon, and leave you with a nice portrait of the groom.